American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Unpainted Arizona treating itself like

Unpainted Arizona treating itself like a heritage brand with legacy cachet is exactly the kind of strip-mall delusion Ed would never question

Block letters below read "HARLEM" and "NYC

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Four teal stars flank white script text reading "The" above large distressed white block lettering reading "HA-HA HOLE

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American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Unpainted Arizona treating itself likePlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."